April 2012
1 post
Losing it
me: again it's pretty technical
me: but some really cool ideas
me: sidenote: i hate it when people say "very cool." as a sentence
me: which maybe extends to "really cool"
me: at this point in time
me: does use of the word "cool" signify that the speaker is not "cool"?
me: at this point in time, does asking 'at this point in time, does use of the word "cool" signify that the speaker is not "cool"' signify that the asker is not cool?
me: is asker a word?
me: deep questions all around
swood: you are definitely losing it
Apr 24th
March 2012
1 post
Hunger Games
crcortland: okay, so, you may have noticed that we have not left yet
crcortland: complications have arisen
me: oh i've been so engrossed in the hunger games
me: i hadn't kept track of the time!
crcortland: oh my gosh, really???
crcortland: wait
crcortland: i should just leave you to it
crcortland: should we not come?
crcortland: you should read
crcortland: oh my god, fun
me: i am reading it though
me: but only because i'm seeing it on friday
me: but only because it's free
crcortland: are you SO EXCITED?!
me: yeah i'm wondering if i should keep my eyes closed during the movie so that way i can see it later for the first time again!
me: and the second time i'll plug my ears
me: and only on the third glorious viewing
me: will i get a "Full Mercury"
me: (that's what we fans call a true hunger games experience)
me: (because hunger games abbreviated is hg which is the chemical symbol for mercury)
me: (was that convoluted enough for you)
Mar 20th
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June 2011
1 post
Jun 13th
May 2011
3 posts
vark.im
Aardvark: Guys, can you give me some realize wed side. To download some free economic books. Such like "solution manual of Corporate Finance 7th edition"
May 26th
12 Monkeys
I just finished 12 Monkeys (I forget the chain of events which led up to my watching it) and I definitely recommend it. That is all.
May 5th
Not Dead II: Still Alive
I haven’t tumbld in a while, huh. That’s the beauty of RSS readers, though: set it and forget it. Videos What have I been up to lately? A good question, one I often ask myself. Here’s a small sampling in the form of a chain of embedded video. I’ve been watching a lot of Mr. Show - haven’t quite finished its four-series run yet, but I’m close. It’s...
May 1st
April 2011
1 post
Not Dead
Looks like this blog has a few posts in it yet!
Apr 29th
1 note
February 2011
2 posts
left my IM client open all weekend whoops
(11:36 am) Christine Rutan: are yo really heree Christine Rutan: yo, r u rly hear Christine Rutan: our ya reelee heer Christine Rutan: i’m going to get it right one of these times Christine Rutan: spelling is hard, man (5:56 pm) Christine Rutan: workin late? Christine Rutan: or lately workin? (12:00 pm) Christine Rutan: sithman speth! (1:40 pm) Christine Rutan:...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 18th
October 2010
3 posts
Aardvark strikes again
(From Sierra B./F/Seattle,WA) *humanities* how do you get people you care about to stop telling you puns in a way that doesn’t stop them from existing?
Oct 21st
Oct 13th
Oct 8th
September 2010
1 post
Ticketmaster Sucks
In so so so so so many ways. Before my anger cools, I’d like to go through my most recent purchase: 2 tickets to see Big Boi at The Regency Ballroom, on the 23rd. Step 1: determine if there are, in fact, tickets available. Can’t tell from this screen. I know you can’t tell because I *also* tried to purchase Arcade Fire tickets from them a few weeks ago, but they were sold...
Sep 16th
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August 2010
1 post
Aug 27th
July 2010
3 posts
Jul 25th
George is in Sofia
George: the power went out at my house earlier
Me: oh dear
Me: i was going to say that's never any fun
Me: but
George: the entire neighborhood actually
Me: sometimes it's kinda fun
George: traffic lights weren't working
Me: *that* isn't fun
George: :)
George: apparently some gypsies stole some power wires
Me: seriously?
George: yup
Me: hahahaha
Me: i have never heard that before
George: happens a lot
Jul 14th
Jul 1st
June 2010
6 posts
Amazon Payphrase
I just set up a payphrase on Amazon. What that means is that you can buy me things. With my money. Just enter the payphrase and PIN. Payphrase: “Appreciable Size”. Note that Amazon suggested it, and who am I to disagree with Amazon. PIN: 5465 There will be at most $55 in the account at any given time, and $25 is added per month (until that limit is reached). Books are...
Jun 15th
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Pitch (needs a name)
The 5-second pitch: Packing boxes custom-constructed to perfectly fit all your stuff. The 10-second pitch: A team armed with hand-held 3D laser scanners enters your house and scans stuff. Boxes are then “printed” with 3D printing technology which hold things in a sane, easy-to-pack way. The 30-second elevator pitch: No more crumpled papers! No more stuffing glassware into...
Jun 13th
Cloud App →
I don’t think this has been talked about enough. Super simple very nice helper app, runs in background, automatically uploads things to the cloud for you. If you take a screenshot, it’ll upload it and put a link in your clipboard, there’s a keyboard shortcut for uploading stuff from most standard Mac programs (Finder, iTunes, etc.), and it’s fantastic. Very convenient.
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
Jun 7th
VINDICATED →
http://cybertaur1.tumblr.com/post/307600037/tynt-hijacking-your-clipboard-since-i-dont-know-when
Jun 1st
May 2010
2 posts
24 Hour Show Playlist
A: Arcade Fire, Funeral Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) Neighborhood #2 (Laika) Une Annee Sans Lumiere Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles) Crown of Love Wake Up Haiti Rebellion (Lies) In The Backseat B: Andrew Bird, Armchair Apocrypha Fiery Crash Imitosis Plasticities Heretics Armchairs Dark Matter The Supine ...
May 21st
can you make .rar files?
crutan: also can you make .rar files?
me: me personally?
yes
crutan: will you make me one?
me: why
crutan: you can put whatever you want in it
I want a file named dinosaur.rar
heh
May 18th
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April 2010
1 post
Apr 21st
March 2010
3 posts
Are You Kidding Me. →
I bought the freaking iPod app for like $6 because I had heard about the app from some peeps and first the OS X client crashes whenever I run it and now they’re discontinuing it?
Mar 31st
Mar 8th
Mar 8th
February 2010
3 posts
Yesssss →
This is the biggest thing I miss for Chrome - and now it’s an extension! Type an apostrophe to enter Link-Search Mode, then start typing in the text of the link and you’ll jump right to it! Such a time-saver.
Feb 25th
Extension.fm →
Really really nifty Chrome extension for mp3 blogs. The 2-minute introduction video is worth watching.
Feb 23rd
Feb 3rd
January 2010
3 posts
ListenThe Crayon Fields - Mirrorball
Jan 21st
ListenTom Waits - Come On Up To The House
Jan 16th
ListenCrowded House - Don’t Dream It’s Over
Jan 3rd
December 2009
5 posts
Tynt - hijacking your clipboard since I don't know...
I’m not a huge fan of Tynt. Here’s the idea in a nutshell. Users visit your site, highlight words with the intention of copying them and pasting them elsewhere. Little do they know that their selection is being transmitted to Tynt’s servers somewhere, and that when you copy that selection (as long as it’s more than one or two words), when you paste, you get a blurb at...
Dec 30th
Go-nowhere idea: driving speed graphs
My windshield was dusty the other day so I applied some wiper fluid while driving down the highway. It reached around towards the driver-side window, and there was a small river moving across. It was actually moving upwards, and the faster I went the higher it would go. And when I slowed down, it dropped. I started wondering if it would end up being something like a record of my trip, just as...
Dec 22nd
Mono output
Protip: if you have a set of speakers only one of them is broken so that every song you play is like 100% bass with no vocals (or maybe just backing vocals and guitar with no lead or synth) then one of the things you can do on the mac is to purchase and install audio hijack pro and this monomaker plugin and pipe the audio from itunes -> audio hijack pro -> non-busted speaker. this is the...
Dec 16th
Valid not before not set.
So we’re working on a Java project dealing with X509Certificates. We thought we were all set, until we ran across this error. “Valid not before not set”. What the hell does that mean. At first we thought it was “Valid ____ not ___ before ___ not set” or something, with a variable that just wasn’t properly initialized or something? But it made no sense. ...
Dec 11th
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ListenThe Feelies - Loveless Love Builds and builds...
Dec 4th
November 2009
4 posts
Idiot Comics →
American Highway (night)
Nov 30th
ListenTom Waits - Hoist That Rag
Nov 16th
ListenNeon Indian - Deadbeat Summer
Nov 12th
ListenRichard Hawley - Coles Corner
Nov 8th
October 2009
1 post
ListenThe xx - Shelter This entire album is fantastic....
Oct 26th
July 2009
1 post
Sometimes Computers are Too Smart
I’m working on an application that needs to be able to read a date from a string. Obviously there are countless libraries that will do this for me, so I essentially renamed the long datetime.datetime.strptime(string, “%m/%d/%Y”) to a shorter name. I had initially assumed everything would be in mm/dd/yyyy format, but occasionally I would notice people leaving off the first two...
Jul 29th
June 2009
6 posts
Crazy Link Of The Day: Fibonacci Edition →
Let F(n) be the nth Fibonacci number - that is, F(1) = 1, F(2) = 1, F(3) = 2, F(4) = 3, etc. Then (in pseudo-latex notation) sum_n F(n) / 10^{n+1} = 0.01 + 0.001 + 0.0002 + 0.00003 + 0.000005 + 0.0000008 + 0.00000013 + ... is equal to 1/89.
Jun 12th
Jun 9th
T-Shirt Idea
The Picture: A single slice of bread The Caption: PSEUDO MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Jun 8th
Previous Post
I apologize for making that last post a chat instead of just plain text, but I had already explained it to a few people and didn’t feel like retyping it all. And all of that actually happened, I promise. Oh, also check out my new blog, Google Food. It’s my attempt to document every lunch and dinner that I eat at Google. Hopefully I’ll remember to take pictures in the future.
Jun 2nd